Tin of Victoria Beckham

Ever wondered what Victoria Beckham would be like as a tin sold at the grocery store? Here she is:

Ingredients
Pouting, pointing, shopping, mothering, appearing in Hello! magazine, singing (trace)

Storage Instructions
Store in a cool dry place, preferably Beckingham Palace. Always keep close to bodyguards and photographers. Once opened keep in limelight at all times.

Serving Instructions
For best results serve with a tin of David Beckham or a side order of Brooklyn or Romeo or Cruz. Victoria Beckham counts as half a portion. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF RECORDING CONTRACTS.

**This product contains artificial enhancers**

(Would you like to see these as T-shirts? Let me know. Email John@friendsofcelebrities.com and I can get some made or leave a post. Thanks.)