Madonna's Got a Message for You!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 14th July 2008
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This week has been a good one for celeb gossip. So make sure you are up to date…

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A message from Madonna
Madonna has been mentioned in the divorce proceedings of baseball star Alex Rodriguez. His soon-to-be-ex-wife claimed that he and Madonna had an emotional (but not physical or sexual) relationship. She has dismissed the whole story as nonsense as she is too busy. She also reminds us all that she is not getting a divorce either. Even making a little video message on her latest video shoot.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Bon Jovi
2. Maggie Smith
3. Paris Hilton
4. Jessica Alba
5. Britney Spears

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Eminem? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Your driving is the weakest Link – Goodbye!
Gameshow host and complete winker Anne Robinson has been banned from driving after getting her FOURTH speeding ticket. However, I’m sure she’ll be able to afford a taxi or two to get around inbetween botox parties.

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Ricky Gervais £1000 Cat
The Office comedian is helping out a neighbour by stumping up a grand in reward cash after the moggy was STOLEN. It’s probably his way of keeping everyone happy as the locals were angry at his long and expensive building work turning the mansion into, well, an even BIGGER mansion.

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Paint The Town Red
Ronnie Wood’s wife Jo denies her Rolling Stones’ husband is OFF THE WAGON and off with a teen girl. She claims the teen and Ronnie are just good mates and on an ‘art holiday’ in Ireland. Insisting that the rumours of a relationship have been made up by the girl and sold to a newspaper. Or could it all be true?

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Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Kevin Federline

Relationships Off:
Drew Barryomre + Justin Long

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Amy Winehouse – Going for a Song
Amy Winehouse did a spot of Djing in her local pub. Despite the fact she did an ill-timed Nazi gag – complete with Hitlers moustache, goose-stepping and Nazi salute. She also seemed to have a load of white powder stuffed up her nose. However, she did the gig for just £500 compared to her usual £100,000’s for millionaires parties. Bargain! Earlier in the week she also punched her own security guard in the face. Kapow!!

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Britney Spears Goes Straight
With her new hair-do that is. She was also spotted with a cameraman in her car. Perhaps she wants a cut of the paparazzi cash, if she goes CRAZY again. There were also rumours that she is getting back with KEVIN FEDERLINE and looking for a home in Las Vegas.

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Reese Witherspoon Checks In
In her rented London home Reese Witherspoon was feeling the pressure. So she has CHECKED HERSELF IN to a local hotel down the road. I bet there’s loads of mums wish they could just do that.

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Mel B is a Liar
Yes. She admits it herself. Telling reporters that she made up stories that she was working on music projects with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliot. She also told a UK magazine that the Spice Girls will never get back together for another concert. Which probably means they will. Yay!

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Rumourmill
Why did police receive a 999 call to go to Lily Allens home last Monday?

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I’ll Be Watching You
Apparently Sting is not too happy that his 17 year old daughter Coco is hanging around with famous junkie Pete Doherty. The couple shared a tent together at the Glastonbury music festival and spending a lot of time together, learning to play the guitar. Well, Pete could do with a few lessons.

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Congratulations to Nicole Kidman on the birth of her first baby – Sunday. (That’s not when it was born, that’s her name).

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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?

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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?

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