MTV winners

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Big haired British comedian Russell Brand made waves in the US this week. Firstly by charming the likes of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Eva Longoria. Then he insulted millions of Americans with his views on Bush and religion while hosting the MTV MVA awards.

The results


Video of the Year 
- Britney Spears, Piece of Me

Best Female Video - Britney Spears, Piece of Me


Best Male Video - Chris Brown, With You

Best Hip Hop Video - Lil Wayne, Lollipop


Best Pop Video - Britney Spears, Piece of Me

Best Dancing in a Video - Pussycat Dolls, When I Grow Up

Best Rock Video - Linkin Park, Shadow of the Day

Best New Artist
- Tokio Hotel


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Lily Allen and Elton John Fisticuffs
While presenting an awards ceremony Elton and Lily had words in front of a gobsmacked audience. Elton joked that boozy Lily was drinking too much. She replied by telling Elton to ‘F’ off as she was 40 years younger than him and was allowed to live a little. Elton, bizarrely, then claimed he could still ‘snort her under the table.’ Weird!

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Ronnie Wood, 61,was spotted this week moving a double mattress into a little love nest for him and Russian girlfriend Eketerina, 20.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Britney Spears
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Russel Brand
4. Gary Glitter
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Soporanos star James Gandolfini + Deborah Lin (married)
Cameron Diaz + Ex-bricklayer Paul Sculfor

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Joan Rivers Call Angelina Jolie Dumb
The comedienne lashed out at the sexy film star this week. Claiming that she is so stupid she once saw a sign that said ‘wet floor’ and did!

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Sexy Royal Pics
A man has been arrested after stealing a Royal camera. He then tried to sell the contents, extremely intimate pictures of Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton to a national newspaper. They then shopped him to the police.

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Keira Knightly - Hated
British actress Keira admitted that she knows women hate her and than she has no problem dealing with it. However, later in the week she was confronted by a man in the street who hurled verbal abuse at her. She then spent the opening night of her new film scared and constantly flanked by a burly bodyguard.

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The Queen Takes Cocaine
No not Elton, this time. Dame Helen Mirren has admitted ‘loving’ cocaine in the past. The Oscar winning star of ‘The Queen’ also admitted to being date-raped twice but not reporting it but angered charities when she gave her reason for doing so as she didn’t regard it as rape.


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Don't wanna be in his gang!

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The big bad news was of fallen glam-rock superstar Gary Glitter’s release from a Vietnamese jail after serving four years for paedophile offences. Chaos ensued as he was banned from flying on some airlines, whilst others let him fly but refused to sell him first class tickets. A stop-over at Thailand ended in disaster as authorities told him to leave the country or be put in jail. Eventually he got a flight to the UK where he was immediately escorted off the plane by armed police and questioned.

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Baby Boom
There has been a spate of births and conception. Here they are and congratulations to them all:
-Spice Girl Mel C is expecting her first child.
-Singer Ricky Martin has had twins with a surrogate mother.
-Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale gave birth to their second child, a boy they felt the need to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Poor kid.
-Matt Damon has had a third child with his wife, a girl called Gia Zavala.

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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson!

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Sienna Millers Home Trashed
Someone has been painting and decorating at Sienna Millers North London home. The word ‘SLUT’ and a symbol of the devil have been graffitied onto a wall of her home.


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Become Paris’s Best Friend
Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend in a new reality TV programme called, ‘Paris Hiltons Best Friend’. Pah! To get a real friend she should just contact the Friends of Celebrities.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gary Glitter
5. Britney Spears

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Peaches Geldof + Max Drummey (married after four weeks)

Relationships Off:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer
Michael Bolton + Nicolette Sheridan
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane


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X-files star David Duchovny has admitted himself to rehab for sex addiction. Should that be XXX-files? (ho ho!)

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Anderton Kicked Out of Club
Ex-cocaine addict and high class prostitute Sophie Anderton was up to her old tricks this week after getting booted out of posh Kitts nightclub for throwing drinks at fellow revellers. It’s not the first time. Last time she was kicked out for chucking ice cubes.

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Lily Allen Punches Public
Lily Allen felt the need to punch a woman who was insulting her mother this week. The woman laughed of the punches and walk away. Rhys Ifans also had an embarrassing fight with a photographer. The pap was papped smiling and holding off Rhys with one effortless hand.

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Black-eyed Kelly Osbourne Punches Gossip Columnist
Kelly Osbourne slapped a fellow clubber at a swanky London nightspot this week. It turns out it was a reporter who had written an unfavourable account of the princess of darkness. The artcle claimed Kelly was dim for not knowing what an earthquake was. Fair point, as she grew up in earthquake prone California.

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Reality TV star Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer during filming of India’s version of Big Brother.

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Pete Doherty Fought The Law
Mr Doherty has been banned from playing in the English countryside after police warned the Babyshambles gig could be too raucous. However, Doherty who is no stranger to the long arm of the law is determined to play the gig and go to jail, rather than disappoint his fans. Although, once before he missed a gig because his cat was missing. Must be the drugs.


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And finally…
Poor Duffy. The platinum selling artist is so poor that she cannot afford tights. The singer hasn’t been given a penny of her album sales until an annual royality cheque come through. However, when it does I’m sure the hosiery is on her!

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Vote Paris!

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Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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Morgan Freeman Crash

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Who put the 'E' in Amy WinEhouse

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Oh my God, what a week. No need to spend loads of cash on glossy magazines during the credit crunch with your weekly update from The Friends of Celebrities.

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Spiked
Amy Winehouse hit the headlines this week by being admitted to hospital. The first reason given was a reaction to the medication she’s taking to wean her off her crack cocaine addiction. Then the next day it turns out a hanger-on had spiked her drink with an E tablet. Stay away from those people Amy. Hire one of the Friends of Celebrities, instead!

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Ramsay Nearly Toast
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay (who desperately tries to make cooking seem the height of masculinity) admitted nearly being killed filming his latest show. He fell down into a creek in Iceland and was dragged under by his heavy boots. Luckily, he was rescued by a cameraman. He also was nearly killed by his wife when she found out. Dead Celebrity Chef? Done!

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Heath Ledger
4. Jessica Alba
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Jack White and Alicia Keys have been chosen to sing the theme to latest Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

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Relationships Off:
Lance Armstrong + Kate Hudson

Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Her Bodyguard
Petra Nemcova + Oil Boss, Badr Jafar

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Car Crash
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf found himself upside-down after crashing his car following a few shots in a bar. He was arrested for drink driving at the scene and charged with DUI. It seems though, that the crash was not his fault as another driver ran a red light.

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Two Other Run Ins with Law
Shia LaBeouf has previously been charged with trespass (later dropped) and fined for smoking in a prohibited area.

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Are Destiny’s Child re-uniting? That’s what Beyonce father and manager hinted at this week.

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Damian Hirst Forgery’s
Artist and self proclaimed enfant-terrible has accidentally bought $180,000 worth of Vivienne Westwood knock-offs. The fakes from a museum collection and from the original punk days. Hirst got Westwood’s ex-husband Malcolm McClaren himself to confirm their authenticity. Which he promptly did quite the opposite.

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Hello! Magazine have snapped up the first pictures of Brangelina’s new twins Knox and Vivienne.

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And finally…
Ridley Scott’s latest film version of Robin Hood has been shelved for a year because of the wrong kind of leaves. Filming was due to start in a forest but it was soon obvious that the leaves will start changing colour for Autumn, meaning the film would have different coloured leaves through out it. Filming will commence next year, a little earlier in the season.

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Batman wanted by police

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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.

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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!

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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.

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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault

Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)

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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.

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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)

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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)

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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.

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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.

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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.

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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!

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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.

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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.

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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.

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Two new celebs are born!

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Monday 21st July 2008
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No need to buy all the weekly glossies. Here’s the weeks best news in one handy email.

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It’s twins!!!
The big news this week was that Brangelina the co-joined celebrity couple made up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had twins. The boy and girl twins are to be named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The first pictures of the tots are to be auctioned off for charity and could fetch $10 million.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pit
3. Madonna
4. Britney Spears
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Dita von Teese? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Heath Ledger has been tipped for a posthumous Oscar for his Batman performance of The Joker by fellow thespian Michael Caine.

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A Rolling Stone Gathers A Lot of Trouble
Turns out that Ronnie Wood has been a very naughty boy after disappearing with an 18 year old cocktail waitress. His wife of 32 years has left him. His two kids are not talking to him after the way he treated their mum. He failed to turn up for rehab. The mother of the girl he ran away with says he exploited her.

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What did flamboyant comedian Russell Brand say to that traffic warden to prevent him getting a ticket? Nice to get away with parking illegally. Lucky. If anything.

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Relationships Off:
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince (still not talking)
Orlando Bloom + Miranda Kerr

Relationships On:
Miranda Kerr + Brandon Davis
Billy Zane + Kelly Brook (engagement ring firmly back on)
Mena Suvari + Simone Sestito (engaged)

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Coco-go-go
Sting’s daughter Coco showed that her guitar lessons with famous junkie Pete Doherty weren’t just a faze. They were put to good use as she played a charity gig in London, which went down very well.

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Talking of Going Down
There is a warrant out for Pete Doherty’s arrest after he failed to show up in court. The trial was about an incident in which Dog-herty allegedly chased a paparazzi, causing a few hundred quid damage to his camera.

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Britney Spears Gives Up Kids
Britney has given sole custody of her two kids to her ex-husband and their father K-Fed. This is in line with a previous court case – during which she was admitted to a mental institution.

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Sibling Rivalry

Madonna is said to be furious after her brother was publishing his new book about her and bad mouthing her and hubby Guy Richie. Christopher Ciccone, who has no contact with his superstar sister, blames Guy for their breakdown and said the director of Lock Stock had a problem with him being gay.

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Lily Allen Does Her Bit
Despite coming from a privileged, privately educated background, Lily Allen is helping the Mayor of London tackle knife crime. Although I don’t think her faux-urban music really talks to the people who are doing the stabbing, at least she is doing something to help.

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Congratulations to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner who are expecting their second child together.

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Pete Dog-herty, Cat Breeder
The hard-up Singer wants to make extra cash by breeding his posh cats. However, two weeks ago the damned animals lost Pete a $120,000 fee when he had cancel a show to look after one of them when it got sick.

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Lindsay Lohan Drops a Lawsuit
The actress thwarted an attempt by a guy disguised as a photographer from serving her with legal papers – by just letting them falls on the floor. The man who was apparently serving the papers for a case involving Lindsay’s close friends was ushered away by her bodyguards as she told him “It’s not my case.”

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And finally…
No update is complete without a bit on Amy Winehouse. However, the most exciting thing she did this week was travel in the boot of a car from a music festival. Makes a change from her filling her boots with booze and drugs. Well done Amy!!!


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Madonna's Got a Message for You!

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Monday 14th July 2008
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This week has been a good one for celeb gossip. So make sure you are up to date…

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A message from Madonna
Madonna has been mentioned in the divorce proceedings of baseball star Alex Rodriguez. His soon-to-be-ex-wife claimed that he and Madonna had an emotional (but not physical or sexual) relationship. She has dismissed the whole story as nonsense as she is too busy. She also reminds us all that she is not getting a divorce either. Even making a little video message on her latest video shoot.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Bon Jovi
2. Maggie Smith
3. Paris Hilton
4. Jessica Alba
5. Britney Spears

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Eminem? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Your driving is the weakest Link – Goodbye!
Gameshow host and complete winker Anne Robinson has been banned from driving after getting her FOURTH speeding ticket. However, I’m sure she’ll be able to afford a taxi or two to get around inbetween botox parties.

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Ricky Gervais £1000 Cat
The Office comedian is helping out a neighbour by stumping up a grand in reward cash after the moggy was STOLEN. It’s probably his way of keeping everyone happy as the locals were angry at his long and expensive building work turning the mansion into, well, an even BIGGER mansion.

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Paint The Town Red
Ronnie Wood’s wife Jo denies her Rolling Stones’ husband is OFF THE WAGON and off with a teen girl. She claims the teen and Ronnie are just good mates and on an ‘art holiday’ in Ireland. Insisting that the rumours of a relationship have been made up by the girl and sold to a newspaper. Or could it all be true?

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Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Kevin Federline

Relationships Off:
Drew Barryomre + Justin Long

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Amy Winehouse – Going for a Song
Amy Winehouse did a spot of Djing in her local pub. Despite the fact she did an ill-timed Nazi gag – complete with Hitlers moustache, goose-stepping and Nazi salute. She also seemed to have a load of white powder stuffed up her nose. However, she did the gig for just £500 compared to her usual £100,000’s for millionaires parties. Bargain! Earlier in the week she also punched her own security guard in the face. Kapow!!

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Britney Spears Goes Straight
With her new hair-do that is. She was also spotted with a cameraman in her car. Perhaps she wants a cut of the paparazzi cash, if she goes CRAZY again. There were also rumours that she is getting back with KEVIN FEDERLINE and looking for a home in Las Vegas.

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Reese Witherspoon Checks In
In her rented London home Reese Witherspoon was feeling the pressure. So she has CHECKED HERSELF IN to a local hotel down the road. I bet there’s loads of mums wish they could just do that.

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Mel B is a Liar
Yes. She admits it herself. Telling reporters that she made up stories that she was working on music projects with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliot. She also told a UK magazine that the Spice Girls will never get back together for another concert. Which probably means they will. Yay!

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Rumourmill
Why did police receive a 999 call to go to Lily Allens home last Monday?

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I’ll Be Watching You
Apparently Sting is not too happy that his 17 year old daughter Coco is hanging around with famous junkie Pete Doherty. The couple shared a tent together at the Glastonbury music festival and spending a lot of time together, learning to play the guitar. Well, Pete could do with a few lessons.

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Congratulations to Nicole Kidman on the birth of her first baby – Sunday. (That’s not when it was born, that’s her name).

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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?

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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?

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Britney to lose kids

According to the News of the Screws Britney is in dire trouble. No shit, Sherlock?! But it does then do a good job of describing Britneys 'LESBIAN bed-hopping' and 'BOOZING and relentless partying' and 'TERRIBLE mothering skills as she treats her boys like toys'.

Oh and in case you didn't see her home page, she didn't get the part in the film where she was gonna play a pysho umbrella strangler after all. Shame, she would have been perfect.

Meanwhile Kevins priority is the money...ooops...I mean...the kids.

She says, 'Yes, yes, yes'.

According to the Mirror, Amy Winehouse was told by her family to go to rehab, and has now, finally agreed. Read the story here.

Next week’s news

HOOK, ENGLAND: According an official statement today, Amy Winehouse admitted that it was her hair, and not herself, that was addicted to heroin and ecstasy induced booze benders. In a heartfelt interview she broke down when talking about her wildly out of control hair, which had led a bad example to her, the people around her and anybody with hair. Pictured here with ex-heroin addicted hair Russell Brand, she vowed to keep her hair on the straight and narrow in the future: by buying straightening tongs. ☺