Vote Paris!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 11th August 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Hollywood is on Fire this Week!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 29th October 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

It ‘s been a hot week this week in every sense of the word. While the whole of L.A. has been fighting fires, our celebrities have been fighting, bullying, going to court and having their lips pumped full of collagen. Read on….

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Fire. Fire. The roof is on fire.
We are here for all the celebs who had to leave their homes in the face of this week’s tragedy. I’m sure all us Friends of Celebrities have a spare sofa for them all to sleep on, don’t we? Stars who were affected include:

Jennifer Aniston
Courtney Cox
Mel Gibson
Pierce Brosnan
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Brangelina
James Cameron
Britney Spears
Sting
Pamela Anderson
Olivia Newton John
Robert Redford
Barbera Streisand
Cher
Richard Gere
Martin Sheen
And Courtney Love

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Talking of Courtney Love
Luckily she wasn’t in Malibu at the time of the fires. But she still needed a sofa. She was told that 5 star hotel Claridges was ‘full’ when she tried to check in this week. But only for her. She has been banned from the posh hotel after she caused damage last time she stayed by – aptly – starting a fire.

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Relationship Off:
Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom
Nikki Graham + Chris Neal

Relationships On:
Chris Neal + Chantelle Houghton
Josh Hartnett + Rihanna
Jake Gyllanhaal + Reese Witherspoon (back on)

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Cat Deeley

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Visit my MySpace page at www.myspace.com/friendsofcelebrities and don’t be such a stranger.

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Doherty Back in Court
But his time he was praised by a judge and had his sentence slashed after kicking the crack. When asked if he intended to stay clean his less than enthusiastic reply was, “I suppose I’ll have to know.” However, by Friday he was spotted falling asleep in court.

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Who dined at the Ivy this week?
Tom Cruise, Robert Redford, David Tennant and the grumpy old guy from ‘One Foot in the Grave’.

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Congratulation to Borat and Isla Fisher who had a baby girl this week.

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Britney Update
First every newspaper was talking about her new plumped up lips. Maybe she couldn’t see over them and that was why she ran over that photographer? Her parents were spotted driving to K-Feds place for crisis talks. Brits was spotted crying after leaving the first co-parent meeting with K-Fed and the boys. She also attended a parenting lesson. Ex-Princess (not the Black Eyed Peas one) Fergie said she would help the troubled star. And good news, charges of Hit and Run were dropped. Phew!

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Copperfield Does Disappearing Act
Following allegations of rape, the conman conjurer has cancelled a tour of Asian. Lucky them!

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Mel C Bullied Claims
Sporty Spice says she was bullied into the Spice Girls re-union for being a spoil-sport. She said she would never get back with the band but felt she had to after the others said they would do it ‘with or without her’. She eventually gave into the pressure. I think this is quite disrespectful to the fans (if she did feel that, she should keep schtum). But I’m still definitely going to see them - whether she wants to do it or not!

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Elton’s Photo’s Not Child Porn
An art show was in chaos as one of the pictures, owned by Elton John, was seized by police fearing it could be child pornography. The picture by Nan Goldin shows a naked girl. However, the picture is, after all, art. Phew!

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Congratulations Lee Evans
The stand up comedian has broken the world record for the biggest ever comedy performances. Selling out two days at the O2 in London, he will play to 15,000 people. It beats the previous record held by – Lee Evans.

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Comebacks Kids
It seems all the new acts breaking this year are just old acts coming back together, in return for shed loads of cash. The Sex Pistols started their world tour this week. And we here that The Backstreets Boys will also be back - all right!

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Wino ‘Engulfed in Shame’
Engulfed. Nice choice of word by the Jazz Popstar this week to describe how she felt after the shame of her drug overdose. Bearing in mind the situation in America. She admitted she was stupid and thought she was going to die.

This website will be changing a bit in the next few weeks. It all got a bit higgldy-pigglydy as I added stuff. The new look will be easier for me to add even more great things. And it will be more friendlier for you guys to use it. Plus it will leave me to concentrate on getting more celebs. Things are going to get even better, very soon. So, watch this space.

Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.

Thanks for signing up and please tell your friends about us.

John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

P.S. Hello to Kelly Rowland who I met at Virgin Megastores this week.