Sunday 6 July 2008

Winehouse: Back in Bars



Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 7th July 2008

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We’re back! And better than ever. Take a look at the new website for all the usual fun and more. But most importantly here’s what happened this week…

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Amy On Her Best Beehive-iour
It’s been a while, but things don’t change. Despite praise for getting her act together Amy has been up to her old tricks again.

First of all she had tremendous trouble getting her beehive into a helicopter. Her only good news was that police say she won’t be charged for PUNCHING A FAN IN THE FACE at a music festival. Or for crimes of extremely bad, SLURRED SINGING.

While on day release from Rehab she also was snapped having a party at her house, going to a nightclub at 1am in the morning. Before tucking into a kebab, giving her chips to a homeless person and then drinking in an all night pub till 4.30am.

The next dad, efforts by her dad to keep her in the house came to nothing when she begged for a spot of fresh air, only to run away into a passing car and off to the pub all afternoon.

Let’s hope her waxwork will be better behaved. It’s coming to Madame Tussauds London next month.

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Prince William Busted
The future King of England has had a rough time recently. Getting in trouble for using his Navy helicopter to visit his friends and girlfriend. However he hit back at critics by finding a £40million drugs haul off the Caribbean. Presumably he was looking for a place to holiday.

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Happy 50th Prince
Before we ran a story that Prince was suing his own fans (not William but the artist formally know as). Well now a tribute album for the superstars 50th birthday celebrations has also come under the spell of his lawyers. For using his music without his permission. Well, it’s the thought that counts.

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Relationships On:
Ashley Cole + his wife Cherly Cole (her 6 month sex ban after he cheated on her has been lifted)
Madonna + Guy Richie (were they ever off in the first place?)
Uma Thurman + Arpad Busson

Relationships Off:
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Kylie Minogue
2. Jessica Alba
3. Paris Hilton
4. Dannii Minogue
5. Cameron Diaz

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Kanye West is heard to be getting all creative and designing a Louis Vuitton handbag. Could his design be harder, better, fastened, stronger?

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More Beckham Theatricals
Good news! The life of Posh and Becks has been turned into a comedy musical, based on Shakespeare and called – MacBecks. To see or not see? That is the question.

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Jay-Z Plays away
Jay-Z was partying at a plush Mayfair venue without his beautiful wife Beyonce who had to fly back to the States. However, the rumour is that he was asking his minders to get phone numbers of pretty girls. Has he been naughty or have his minders been abusing their employers superstardom. (I know I would.)

He also treated fellow clubbers to a bottle of Cristal champagne for every table. Total cost - $120,000.

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Baby You Can Fly My Car
Paul McCarnety is furious after his eco-friendly Lexus was flown to the UK rather than shipped. This meant that it caused loads of unnecessary damage to the environment.

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Rumourmill
Will there be a Friends movie. Following on from the huge success of Sex and the City some of the stars are keen to cash in. Others however, have a career in their own right.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice to see you are back.
You're so cool.