Ever wondered what Michael jackson would be like sold in a supermarket? Yeah, me too. So here it is.
Ingredients
Music, Animals, Rhinestone Socks, Glove, Hat, ( Artificial Colourings - White)
Storage Instructions
Store in a cool dry place, zoo, hotel, oxygen chamber or oil rich country
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
Serving Suggestions
Serve with a good helping of Elizebeth Taylor or a side order of Uri Gellar. Although Michael Jackson can be a bit too rich, this can be reversed by a tin of Law Suits. Why not make one up yourself?
THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS
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