Sunday 28 October 2007

Hollywood is on Fire this Week!


Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 29th October 2007

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It ‘s been a hot week this week in every sense of the word. While the whole of L.A. has been fighting fires, our celebrities have been fighting, bullying, going to court and having their lips pumped full of collagen. Read on….

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Fire. Fire. The roof is on fire.
We are here for all the celebs who had to leave their homes in the face of this week’s tragedy. I’m sure all us Friends of Celebrities have a spare sofa for them all to sleep on, don’t we? Stars who were affected include:

Jennifer Aniston
Courtney Cox
Mel Gibson
Pierce Brosnan
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Brangelina
James Cameron
Britney Spears
Sting
Pamela Anderson
Olivia Newton John
Robert Redford
Barbera Streisand
Cher
Richard Gere
Martin Sheen
And Courtney Love

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Talking of Courtney Love
Luckily she wasn’t in Malibu at the time of the fires. But she still needed a sofa. She was told that 5 star hotel Claridges was ‘full’ when she tried to check in this week. But only for her. She has been banned from the posh hotel after she caused damage last time she stayed by – aptly – starting a fire.

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Relationship Off:
Jennifer Aniston + Orlando Bloom
Nikki Graham + Chris Neal

Relationships On:
Chris Neal + Chantelle Houghton
Josh Hartnett + Rihanna
Jake Gyllanhaal + Reese Witherspoon (back on)

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Cat Deeley

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Doherty Back in Court
But his time he was praised by a judge and had his sentence slashed after kicking the crack. When asked if he intended to stay clean his less than enthusiastic reply was, “I suppose I’ll have to know.” However, by Friday he was spotted falling asleep in court.

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Who dined at the Ivy this week?
Tom Cruise, Robert Redford, David Tennant and the grumpy old guy from ‘One Foot in the Grave’.

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Congratulation to Borat and Isla Fisher who had a baby girl this week.

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Britney Update
First every newspaper was talking about her new plumped up lips. Maybe she couldn’t see over them and that was why she ran over that photographer? Her parents were spotted driving to K-Feds place for crisis talks. Brits was spotted crying after leaving the first co-parent meeting with K-Fed and the boys. She also attended a parenting lesson. Ex-Princess (not the Black Eyed Peas one) Fergie said she would help the troubled star. And good news, charges of Hit and Run were dropped. Phew!

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Copperfield Does Disappearing Act
Following allegations of rape, the conman conjurer has cancelled a tour of Asian. Lucky them!

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Mel C Bullied Claims
Sporty Spice says she was bullied into the Spice Girls re-union for being a spoil-sport. She said she would never get back with the band but felt she had to after the others said they would do it ‘with or without her’. She eventually gave into the pressure. I think this is quite disrespectful to the fans (if she did feel that, she should keep schtum). But I’m still definitely going to see them - whether she wants to do it or not!

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Elton’s Photo’s Not Child Porn
An art show was in chaos as one of the pictures, owned by Elton John, was seized by police fearing it could be child pornography. The picture by Nan Goldin shows a naked girl. However, the picture is, after all, art. Phew!

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Congratulations Lee Evans
The stand up comedian has broken the world record for the biggest ever comedy performances. Selling out two days at the O2 in London, he will play to 15,000 people. It beats the previous record held by – Lee Evans.

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Comebacks Kids
It seems all the new acts breaking this year are just old acts coming back together, in return for shed loads of cash. The Sex Pistols started their world tour this week. And we here that The Backstreets Boys will also be back - all right!

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Wino ‘Engulfed in Shame’
Engulfed. Nice choice of word by the Jazz Popstar this week to describe how she felt after the shame of her drug overdose. Bearing in mind the situation in America. She admitted she was stupid and thought she was going to die.

This website will be changing a bit in the next few weeks. It all got a bit higgldy-pigglydy as I added stuff. The new look will be easier for me to add even more great things. And it will be more friendlier for you guys to use it. Plus it will leave me to concentrate on getting more celebs. Things are going to get even better, very soon. So, watch this space.

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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

P.S. Hello to Kelly Rowland who I met at Virgin Megastores this week.

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