NEW Celebrity Warning Signs - No Jail

In honour of Phil Spectors release I have invented a new sign - 'get off scott free'. I'll need it for all the times Pete Doherty escapes jail. Hopefully Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson and Kiefer Sutherland will be seeing this sign very soon.

Celebrity Warning Signs - There's a trend here.

Here is a picture of Keifer Sutherland leaving his car. Something he should have done earlier this week. Caught doing an illegal U-turn after a book signing, he was tested and failed a sobriety test. He now faces jail after being caught previously for the same offence. Maybe he can share a cell with Mike Tyson. That will be nice.

Celebrity Warning Signs - Jail

Yup, looks like Tyson could be sent to jail for three years for possession and driving under the influence of cocaine. Nearly crashed into a police car as he left the nightclub and was seen brushing a white powder from the dashboard by the cops. It will be his third time inside, once for rape and once for assault, so he should be used to it by now. Do we have any Friends of Celebrities on the inside? We could use a few the way things are going.

Dog-herty walks free

Let off on a technicality. The jammy Dodger! Click here for full story.

Pete Doherty off to jail

It looks like the Babyshambles shambles could be doing time after all. Despite avoiding jail several times for 'good behaviour' and determination to kick the crack, its seems the crack, on every occaision, is winning. Busted last night in his car with illegal drugs could be the last straw after banning him from London didn't work. Meanwhile, Kate Moss was hiding in a pub waiting for the junkie to leave the UK's V festival, before she went there and stole the show by dancing on stage. It'slike Jerry Springer, but for real! Look at meeee now!