Cat Fight!

Every wedding loves a good brawl. So when you invite Sienna Miller and Kate Moss to the best day of your life don't forget that they like to hog the limelight. They had a bit of a barney on the dance floor after a few beers (just like the drunk uncle that every family has). Pathetically the arguement went along the lines of, "You've stolen my friends and you've stolen my life!"

Come on Kate, I'm sure you've still got some of your own friends. And why not share some modelling work? There's plenty to go around. You can't advertise everything yourself (although admittedly you are doing your best). Chill out, sister. Why so paranoid? Anyone would think your were on something.

Cokey and Dopey Back together?

Please say it isn't so. And although this blog seems to be turning into The Pete Dog-herty show, this article in the Daily Mail is worth a mention. Secret Trysts occouring between these two at Claridges fancy hotel? It doesn't make sense. Especially after the other stories. I smell a rat. And I reckon that rat is Pete. I think he has sold his 'story' because all the details have either come from him, Kate (not likely) or hotel staff eavesdropping (not likely either). Or rather his version of what he wants to be true. I hope I'm right.

Pete Doherty off to jail

It looks like the Babyshambles shambles could be doing time after all. Despite avoiding jail several times for 'good behaviour' and determination to kick the crack, its seems the crack, on every occaision, is winning. Busted last night in his car with illegal drugs could be the last straw after banning him from London didn't work. Meanwhile, Kate Moss was hiding in a pub waiting for the junkie to leave the UK's V festival, before she went there and stole the show by dancing on stage. It'slike Jerry Springer, but for real! Look at meeee now!