Posh to join Pussy Cat Dolls

Yes, it's true (oh no). But only for a one off show (phew!). She claims she is a big fan, but is she just copying Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, who have already done this? And is she just doing it to raise her profile in the U.S.?

Tin of Victoria Beckham

Ever wondered what Victoria Beckham would be like as a tin sold at the grocery store? Here she is:

Ingredients
Pouting, pointing, shopping, mothering, appearing in Hello! magazine, singing (trace)

Storage Instructions
Store in a cool dry place, preferably Beckingham Palace. Always keep close to bodyguards and photographers. Once opened keep in limelight at all times.

Serving Instructions
For best results serve with a tin of David Beckham or a side order of Brooklyn or Romeo or Cruz. Victoria Beckham counts as half a portion. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF RECORDING CONTRACTS.

**This product contains artificial enhancers**

(Would you like to see these as T-shirts? Let me know. Email John@friendsofcelebrities.com and I can get some made or leave a post. Thanks.)