Yaaaawn

Pete Dog-herty has left his fiancee. Why? He wants Kate back, that's why. Get over it, Pete.

Los Angeles on Fire

Unfortunately, this is a diagram from an American science textbook. As you can see the fuel in most fires is indeed celebrity housing. We hope the fires get under control soon.

Usually, when there is a disaster the celebs organise a big TV fundraiser. Does that mean, now it's they who are in trouble, us normal folk have to pass the tin around and raise cash? Homeless Celebrities are no good to us at all. Mother Nature, give these guys a break. And that goes for you arsonists too.

Give Dog-herty a break

The poor guy has just weened himself off Heroin and Crack and all the papers and magazines are laughing and complaining that he is fat!! Well, what do you expect? When he was strung out on Horse, 'eating' probably wasn't the first thing on his out of control mind. It's called looking after yourself. Don't listen to them Pete, go up to buffet and help yourself to thirds.

Kid Ruck - Round 2

Fresh from his victory punch up with Tommy Lee at the MTV awards. Kid Rock was in the mood for some argy bargy yesterday at Waffle House. After a waffle customer recognised one of the girls with Rock, words were exchanged before talks collapsed into fisty-cuffs.