Jail, Jail, Jail

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 19th November 2007
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No fewer than three celebrities could be facing a long stretch this week. OJ Simpson, Blake Fielder-Civil and Boy George. None of them are strangers to the long arm of the law, but this time it could be serious. Read on…

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OJ Simpson Back in the Dock
I suppose it’s not as serious as his last stint in the courtroom. The Naked Gun star got in trouble with the law charged with murdering his ex-wife and her lover. He was found not guilty, but was later found guilty in a civil court. He got a hefty fine, but kept his liberty. He should be hoping for the same this time as he faces trial for armed robbery. He claims he was only joking. Hilarious!

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Boy Oh Boy
Boy George served his community service sweeping the New York sidewalks. But this time he could spend life in jail in the UK for imprisoning a ‘model’ in his London home.

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Britney Looks a Million Dollars
And that’s exactly what she has spent on a recent plastic surgery shopping spree. Lips, stomach, thighs and boobs have all been touched up. However, it still doesn’t show too much when you look like a train wreck crying in your car as your world fall apart.

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Also, Britney Fails Drugs Test
Poor Britney, she should be showing off her new fantastic look, but she’s got other things on her mind as she fails a random drugs test for Amphetamines. Although some reports are that she did pass, but it was a false reading.

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Relationships On:
Heath Ledger + Kate Hudson
Josh Hartnett + Rihanna

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Gemma Atkinson
3. Paris Hilton
4. Britney Spears
5. Kate Middleton

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Winehouse Comeback Falls Flat
With her husband behind bars, it was back to business for Amy with a gig in Birmingham. With mixed reviews of genius and porr, she did manage to offend almost all her fans by calling the crowd rude words. She then sang Valerie, which she dedicated to her jail-bird hubby. However, half way through the The Zutons song that includes the line ‘did you have to go jail’ she dropped the microphone and walked off stage. Nice!

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Coldest Celebrities according to a recent poll:

1. George Bush
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jim Carey
4. Comedies not associated with Judd Apalow.
5. Own Wilson

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Meanwhile…
Paul has been enjoying the company of someone who knows how to conduct herself during a separation, millionaire Nancy Shevell. He even popped into a lingerie shop to buy her a little surprise. Heather is apparently ‘livid’.

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Ambulance for Winehouse!
This week an ambulance was called to Amy Winehouse’s house. She was treated in the house but it is not known what for.

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Kanye West Tragedy
Kanye West’s mum tragically died while having cosmetic surgery this week. Our thoughts go out o him and his family. However, since then there have been reports that the Dr who carried out the procedure was less than legit.

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Was another woman involved in Prince Harry’s split with Chelsy Davies. He’s just like his dad!

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Beyonce Causes a Scene
A billboard advert for a radio station is driving Las Vegas resident wild – with rage. The huge image shows a sexy Beyonce in a flesh coloured, tiny bikini. I think it looks great, but I suppose it distract them from their gambling.

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Christina Aguilera has had a boy! Hooray!

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Huge Grant makes a fortune from Liz
Lucky English Fopp, Hugh Grant sold an Andy Warhol painting he bought for £2million this week for a whopping £11million. He only got it five years ago and has made a HUGE profit.

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Jessica Simpson, Dog Smuggler
She isn’t the brightest lamp in the ceiling, but we didn’t think she was this dim. She kept her dog in her handbag at the airport and was stopped at customs.

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Pete at it Again
Pete shows he had a bit of a Jessica Simpson moment, but at least he has got the excuse that he is high on hardcore drugs. He was filmed shooting up again this week. He should always remember to not let people film him. How hard can it be?

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Jolie to lose kids?
Brangelina could have reason to very concerned this week. The parents of Zahara, one of the children they have adopted want their child back. Of course they can’t do that, but it will ask a lot of awkward moral questions for Brangelina to face.

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Typical In-laws
If that wasn’t bad enough, just when Brangelina should be united, Brad parents stuff it up at Thanksgiving. They have invited Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston over to dinner. Angelina walked out on Bradley screaming that his parents prefer Jen to her. Which, from the evidence, seems to be the case. Nice one Mr and Mrs Pit Senior.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton took time off from her extensive charity work (that we never hear anything about) in order to take time out to seriously PAR-TAY! She treated onlookers to a sexy and lengthy pole dance in a nightclub. There must have been a mirror close by for her to watch herself.

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