Winehouse in Court

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 26th November 2007
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It’s been a difficult week for Amy Winehouse. So we’ve got FOUR separate stories on her alone. Plus a whole lot more great stories from the week’s celebrity news.

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Kanye West Breaks Down
During a gig in Paris, Mr West dedicated his song, ‘Hey Momma’ to his recently deceased mother Dr Donda West. However, halfway through, he broke down and stopped singing. The band continued as the crowd shouted words of support. However after her funeral he gave one of the best concerts of his life. Go Kanye!

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Nicole Kidman Scared
Tom Cruise’s ex was in court to tell how she was ‘really scared’ after being chased by a paparazzi. A newspaper claimed that the pap was reckless and so the photographer sued the paper. However, Kidman is testifying against the photographer’s story.

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Winehouse: Story One
She told fans at a gig in Glasgow that she was going to send her hubby a bouquet of flowers. He won’t be able to buy anyone off with those. And it will attract the wrong kind of attention from fellow inmates. Surely some snout or porn would help him out more.

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British X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is breaking every kind of record possibly with her latest album and single offering.

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Relationships On:
Jamie Bourke + Agness Deyn
Ryan Gosling + Michelle Williams
Preston + Camille Aznar
James Blunt + Lady Emily Compton
Kylie + James Gooding
Jamie Winstone + Alfie Allen

Relationships Off:
Geri Halliwell + Evgeny Lebedev

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Beyonce Knowles

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Anderton Dropped by Fake Bake
You can’t expect them to do anything else after the model was found out to be a $20,000 a night hooker, junkie and drug fixer. But, please, can Fake Bake change their name?

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Hollywood Hunk Arrested on Plane
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested boarding a plane while steaming drunk. Later he blamed it on the sudden death of his mother. Maybe he should hook up with Kanye to see how to cope with loss in a positive way. Jonathan was admitted to rehab with alcohol addiction earlier in the year.

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Winehouse Story Two
Mrs Winehouse, Amy’s mum told reporters that she is happy that her daughter’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil is behind bars. She believes he has been a bad influence on Amy and hopes that while he is away she can get better. So, she won’t be happy to hear that Amy is hanging out with Pete Doherty.

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Red Hot Under the Collar Chilli Peppers
The band are suing TV programme ‘Californication’ after they claim they made the word their own. Although the word was first used in the 70’s, the band who had an album, song and tour of the same name at the peak of their career, say the programme is trading off their image.

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Lily Allen was caught being carried out of a taxi this week after a night out.

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Britney’s Driving Blind
Britney was driving with her head covered up by a blanket. Despite many recent driving convictions. However, she didn’t hit any photographers or other vehicles or endanger her kids lifes, so it seems to be an improvement. But what was she hiding?

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Pete Doherty is expected to check himself into rehab after many relapses.

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Winehouse Story Three
The troubled starlet was caught with a big clump of white powder up her right nostril. The papers were full of stories claiming it was cocaine. Oh Dear. Amy, you’ve lots of friends right here at The Friends Of Celebrities. We’ll take you out bowling, like regular folk.

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Mike Tyson spent a day in prison this week for drug possession.

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Posh Sex Star
The Spice Girl is set to have a walk-in role on the Sex And The City Movie. After a terrible performance in Ugly Betty - as herself – we dread to see the latest cameo. The best acting I’ve seen Posh do was during her so called ‘reality’ documentary. Although, we still love her.

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Kelly’s Boyfriend Familiar
The Youngest Osbourne turned up at a bash with her new fella. Scarily (and scarily is the right word) he looked a lot like Kelly’s Dad, and Price of Darkness, Ozzy.

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Grandma’s in PVC
That’s what the Spice Girls were called by Reverend and the Maker front man John McClure. I must admit their first show on UK’s Children in Need charity show was a bit weak. It looked fab, but the girls mimed. I’m still looking forward to seeing them in January though. Go Spice Girls!

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Winehouse Story Four
Our final story based on Winehouse’s Weekus Horribilis. She turned up to support her husband as he had his day in court. They exchanged air kisses and whispered messages. But she cried when her husband was sent back to jail for conspiracy to pervert the court of justice meaning he’ll probably spend their first Christmas married in the slammer.

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Celebrity is Now a Job
In England an insurance company now allows you to state ‘celebrity’ as an official job title. However, if you do your premiums go up by 40%. Well, it’s a dangerous job. All that cocaine and car chases.

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