Don't wanna be in his gang!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 1st September 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

The big bad news was of fallen glam-rock superstar Gary Glitter’s release from a Vietnamese jail after serving four years for paedophile offences. Chaos ensued as he was banned from flying on some airlines, whilst others let him fly but refused to sell him first class tickets. A stop-over at Thailand ended in disaster as authorities told him to leave the country or be put in jail. Eventually he got a flight to the UK where he was immediately escorted off the plane by armed police and questioned.

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Baby Boom
There has been a spate of births and conception. Here they are and congratulations to them all:
-Spice Girl Mel C is expecting her first child.
-Singer Ricky Martin has had twins with a surrogate mother.
-Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale gave birth to their second child, a boy they felt the need to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Poor kid.
-Matt Damon has had a third child with his wife, a girl called Gia Zavala.

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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson!

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Sienna Millers Home Trashed
Someone has been painting and decorating at Sienna Millers North London home. The word ‘SLUT’ and a symbol of the devil have been graffitied onto a wall of her home.


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Become Paris’s Best Friend
Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend in a new reality TV programme called, ‘Paris Hiltons Best Friend’. Pah! To get a real friend she should just contact the Friends of Celebrities.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gary Glitter
5. Britney Spears

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Peaches Geldof + Max Drummey (married after four weeks)

Relationships Off:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer
Michael Bolton + Nicolette Sheridan
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane


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X-files star David Duchovny has admitted himself to rehab for sex addiction. Should that be XXX-files? (ho ho!)

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Anderton Kicked Out of Club
Ex-cocaine addict and high class prostitute Sophie Anderton was up to her old tricks this week after getting booted out of posh Kitts nightclub for throwing drinks at fellow revellers. It’s not the first time. Last time she was kicked out for chucking ice cubes.

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Lily Allen Punches Public
Lily Allen felt the need to punch a woman who was insulting her mother this week. The woman laughed of the punches and walk away. Rhys Ifans also had an embarrassing fight with a photographer. The pap was papped smiling and holding off Rhys with one effortless hand.

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Black-eyed Kelly Osbourne Punches Gossip Columnist
Kelly Osbourne slapped a fellow clubber at a swanky London nightspot this week. It turns out it was a reporter who had written an unfavourable account of the princess of darkness. The artcle claimed Kelly was dim for not knowing what an earthquake was. Fair point, as she grew up in earthquake prone California.

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Reality TV star Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer during filming of India’s version of Big Brother.

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Pete Doherty Fought The Law
Mr Doherty has been banned from playing in the English countryside after police warned the Babyshambles gig could be too raucous. However, Doherty who is no stranger to the long arm of the law is determined to play the gig and go to jail, rather than disappoint his fans. Although, once before he missed a gig because his cat was missing. Must be the drugs.


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And finally…
Poor Duffy. The platinum selling artist is so poor that she cannot afford tights. The singer hasn’t been given a penny of her album sales until an annual royality cheque come through. However, when it does I’m sure the hosiery is on her!

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Vote Paris!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 11th August 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Paris Celeb BB update

As I mentioned a few days ago. Paris Hilton IS considering Celebrity Big Brother in the UK, which should boost the profile of the programme here and in the U.S. You heard it here first. And apparantly she can name her own price. Click here if you still don't believe me.

Paris is going back inside again.

Rumours in Britain are bubbling that Paris Hilton will be on the Celebrity Big Brother show. I for, one will not be missing that.