*NEW* Diddy Action Set!

My main man. Sean 'Puffy' Combs. Puff. Puff Daddy. P Diddy. I love this set. To get the jacket right I used a collectors edition Lego piece, making this a fine and rare example. It comes with yellow 'leather' jacket with gold medallion. A glass of what can only be Cristal champagne and $1000 in cool, hard (toy) cash. P Diddy is a man of expensive tastes and this Action Figure using difficult-to-source pieces doesn't come cheap. Show me the Benjamins! I might throw in some hot honeys to peeps who buy this one. Diddy, if your watching, you could afford this!

Get yours now, just visit the shop.

*NEW!* Craig David Action Figure

Craig David all over your *BOING*. I really like this Action Set, it's very true to the original Craig David. A cool blue top, with hipster brown jeans and, of course, trademark beanie hat. I was very pleased when I saw Lego had a goatee and, although this one isn't as razor fine as Craig's I still think this one is a great piece. And he's in the middle of a very successful comeback, so I'm hoping this will sell like hot cakes, today and on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and Saturday. So I can chill on Sunday!


Get yours today just visit the shop.

*NEW* The Beatles Action Set

The Beatles are absolutely my most favourite band of all time. I loved making this set, but had tough decisions over which faces and hair to use for which Beatle. I think I got it right though!

Get yours today just visit the shop.

NEW! Michael Jackson 'Thriller' Action Set

The first (and my favourite) of the new Celebrity Action Sets have arrived. This one costs a bit more because it not only uses more bits, it also uses a few difficult to get hold of bits. However, it lasts a lifetime and is well worth the money for any one who thinks Michael Jackson is the King of Pop. (I know I do.) I hope you like it!

Get your hands on Michael Jackson now, visit the shop.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Here is this weeks Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz. Can you guess who it is? Find out next week.

For more Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz click on 'Quiz' on the right hand menu. Enjoy!

*NEW* Lily Allen Card

We've had a few requests from the Friends of Celebrities for a Lily Allen greetings card. So here it is, available now from the shop. Feel free to comment about what is written on it, below:

Ingredients

Music, Mouth, Fashion, Beer, Cigarettes
Twitter, Attitude and One Whole High-kick.

Storage Suggestions

Store in a very cool place such as the
Groucho Club or the bars of Camden and
Shoreditch, London. Keeps very well in
muddy conditions such as Glastonbury
but just as well at a Chanel fashion show.

Serving Suggestions

Lily Allen is the perfect accompaniment
to all things British: Roast Beef, Real Ale
and Sarcastic Wit. Add paparazzi, stir and
bring to the boil for fiery results
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHERYL COLE.

LEGO: New Pics of Old Favourites

Here are the old Lego sets re-shot for Ebay. I'll be making some new Celebrity Lego sets very soon. I'll try and make them not as nasty as some of these. Although, these ones are pretty funny! Enjoy.

Michael Jackson Action Sets Available (limited time only)

I had a few emails over Christmas for Michael Jackson Action Sets. And I've got one left over! So please do email john@friendsofcelebrities.com if you would like one. They are £30, and are the perfect novelty gift for your Michael Jackson loving chums. Comes in a box and includes worldwide shipping.

Check out more celebrity action sets on this website by visiting our shop. Happy shopping!!

Friends of Celebrities QR Code

Good news Technophiles. If you have a mobile phone with a QR reader then simply hold it up to this code and you will be taken directly to this website. A bit weird as you are already here. However, I'm sure I'll find a good use for this one day.

Have a break - Enjoy Frogger

Frogger made by Neave Games

Vote Paris!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 11th August 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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Thanks for signing up. You’re a great one of the Friends of Celebrities. Make sure you invite your friends too.

John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Next Weeks News - Winehouse Crack-Pipe Spiked

LONDON, ENGLAND – Singer Amy Winehouse has blamed her fall from grace and into drug addiction on one of her friends spiking her crack-pipe with an illegal substance, it was reported today. Sources close to the popstress also claimed that somebody could have even put a bit of crack on that tin foil that she was seen heating with a lighter for no reason – to deadly effects. “She believes that the person who spiked her drink with an ‘E’ tablet could be the same one putting crack all over the place and pouring VODKA in her orange juice.” said one close friend. “She’s going to get her Dad on whoever did this just to prove it’s not her fault. Meanwhile, Pete Doherty has been complaining of dizziness and strange euphoria after someone might have repeatly put something funny into his 'art' syringes and repeatedly and habitually injected this substance into his arms.

Who put the 'E' in Amy WinEhouse

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 4th August 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Oh my God, what a week. No need to spend loads of cash on glossy magazines during the credit crunch with your weekly update from The Friends of Celebrities.

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Spiked
Amy Winehouse hit the headlines this week by being admitted to hospital. The first reason given was a reaction to the medication she’s taking to wean her off her crack cocaine addiction. Then the next day it turns out a hanger-on had spiked her drink with an E tablet. Stay away from those people Amy. Hire one of the Friends of Celebrities, instead!

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Ramsay Nearly Toast
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay (who desperately tries to make cooking seem the height of masculinity) admitted nearly being killed filming his latest show. He fell down into a creek in Iceland and was dragged under by his heavy boots. Luckily, he was rescued by a cameraman. He also was nearly killed by his wife when she found out. Dead Celebrity Chef? Done!

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Heath Ledger
4. Jessica Alba
5. Paris Hilton

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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Jack White and Alicia Keys have been chosen to sing the theme to latest Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

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Relationships Off:
Lance Armstrong + Kate Hudson

Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Her Bodyguard
Petra Nemcova + Oil Boss, Badr Jafar

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Car Crash
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf found himself upside-down after crashing his car following a few shots in a bar. He was arrested for drink driving at the scene and charged with DUI. It seems though, that the crash was not his fault as another driver ran a red light.

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Two Other Run Ins with Law
Shia LaBeouf has previously been charged with trespass (later dropped) and fined for smoking in a prohibited area.

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Are Destiny’s Child re-uniting? That’s what Beyonce father and manager hinted at this week.

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Damian Hirst Forgery’s
Artist and self proclaimed enfant-terrible has accidentally bought $180,000 worth of Vivienne Westwood knock-offs. The fakes from a museum collection and from the original punk days. Hirst got Westwood’s ex-husband Malcolm McClaren himself to confirm their authenticity. Which he promptly did quite the opposite.

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Hello! Magazine have snapped up the first pictures of Brangelina’s new twins Knox and Vivienne.

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And finally…
Ridley Scott’s latest film version of Robin Hood has been shelved for a year because of the wrong kind of leaves. Filming was due to start in a forest but it was soon obvious that the leaves will start changing colour for Autumn, meaning the film would have different coloured leaves through out it. Filming will commence next year, a little earlier in the season.

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Check out the website for more fun this week. Thanks for signing up.

John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

It's air-rage model siren - Naomi Campbell.

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Next Week's News...

CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES: After taking into condsideration time in court, processing applications, filling out forms, cell time, sobering up and having alcohol monitors installed, Lindsay Lohans jail term of 24 hours has been reduced by so much that the courts OWE HER time.

After Nicole Richie only served 82 minutes of her 4 day sentence, Lindasy Lohans 24 hour term was reduced by the same amount. Meaning the court OWES HER 3 DAYS. Judge Morgan, who will serve the time back, will help mend the wheels on her Mercedes, which were damaged when she mounted the pavement, and hoovering up the cocaine that spilled on the sports car's floor as she crashed.

NEW Celebrity Warning Sign!

Heres a new sign for the less than attractive lady. MOOSE. Could be used for the celebrity voguing the 'bulldog chewing a wasp' look or the 'mutton dressed as lamb' pose. Either way it is a sure fire sign that this star needs one of the Friends of Celebrities.

Hilarious pictures

Look at these hilarious pictures of male celebrities as women. It's a bit like the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz but even more freaky. Click past the adult content, I'm not sure why they have it because all the images are work friendly, apart from the odd bikini. Meow! Enjoy!

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Who is this? Answer at the end of the week and don't forget, all the previous weeks quiz are available by clicking QUIZ on the right hand menu. Forward this quiz to a friend and let them join in the fun!

Free Posters!

Hello fellow Friends of Celebrities. As a thankyou to you all, I've made some funny posters for your office, bedroom or art gallery. Just click on the links below and they will appear in a new window. Print them off and stick them on your wall to be the envy of all your friends!

Click here for "Lost"

Click here for "Breakdown"

Click here for "Love"

If you can't see them, don't worry, they are there, just a really big A4 size. Just right click (or control click for mac users) anywhere on the page and select download image. Then print out as many as you like. OR print using the browser print button.