Thursday 30 August 2007

I'm a drug pusher. A-Haaaaa!


The news on Owen Wilson is better. He is recovering from his drug overdose and wrist slashing suicide attempt. (Get well soon from the Friends of Celebrities!) But now the blame has been pushed away from his split with Kate Hudson and firmly into the lap of Alan Partridge actor Steve Coogan and his wild, party, drug lifestyle.

And who is making such accusations? Well, it is sober, virgin angel Courtney Love. All three of these people should all get in contact with the Friends of Celebrities. We'll sort you out. And when I say 'we'll sort you out' I mean emotionally, not 'with as much drug as you can stick in your body'.

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