Next Weeks News - Winehouse Crack-Pipe Spiked

LONDON, ENGLAND – Singer Amy Winehouse has blamed her fall from grace and into drug addiction on one of her friends spiking her crack-pipe with an illegal substance, it was reported today. Sources close to the popstress also claimed that somebody could have even put a bit of crack on that tin foil that she was seen heating with a lighter for no reason – to deadly effects. “She believes that the person who spiked her drink with an ‘E’ tablet could be the same one putting crack all over the place and pouring VODKA in her orange juice.” said one close friend. “She’s going to get her Dad on whoever did this just to prove it’s not her fault. Meanwhile, Pete Doherty has been complaining of dizziness and strange euphoria after someone might have repeatly put something funny into his 'art' syringes and repeatedly and habitually injected this substance into his arms.

Who put the 'E' in Amy WinEhouse

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Spiked
Amy Winehouse hit the headlines this week by being admitted to hospital. The first reason given was a reaction to the medication she’s taking to wean her off her crack cocaine addiction. Then the next day it turns out a hanger-on had spiked her drink with an E tablet. Stay away from those people Amy. Hire one of the Friends of Celebrities, instead!

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Ramsay Nearly Toast
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay (who desperately tries to make cooking seem the height of masculinity) admitted nearly being killed filming his latest show. He fell down into a creek in Iceland and was dragged under by his heavy boots. Luckily, he was rescued by a cameraman. He also was nearly killed by his wife when she found out. Dead Celebrity Chef? Done!

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Heath Ledger
4. Jessica Alba
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Jack White and Alicia Keys have been chosen to sing the theme to latest Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

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Relationships Off:
Lance Armstrong + Kate Hudson

Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Her Bodyguard
Petra Nemcova + Oil Boss, Badr Jafar

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Car Crash
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf found himself upside-down after crashing his car following a few shots in a bar. He was arrested for drink driving at the scene and charged with DUI. It seems though, that the crash was not his fault as another driver ran a red light.

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Two Other Run Ins with Law
Shia LaBeouf has previously been charged with trespass (later dropped) and fined for smoking in a prohibited area.

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Are Destiny’s Child re-uniting? That’s what Beyonce father and manager hinted at this week.

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Damian Hirst Forgery’s
Artist and self proclaimed enfant-terrible has accidentally bought $180,000 worth of Vivienne Westwood knock-offs. The fakes from a museum collection and from the original punk days. Hirst got Westwood’s ex-husband Malcolm McClaren himself to confirm their authenticity. Which he promptly did quite the opposite.

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Hello! Magazine have snapped up the first pictures of Brangelina’s new twins Knox and Vivienne.

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And finally…
Ridley Scott’s latest film version of Robin Hood has been shelved for a year because of the wrong kind of leaves. Filming was due to start in a forest but it was soon obvious that the leaves will start changing colour for Autumn, meaning the film would have different coloured leaves through out it. Filming will commence next year, a little earlier in the season.

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Batman wanted by police

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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.

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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!

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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.

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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault

Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)

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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.

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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)

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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)

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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.

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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.

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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.

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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!

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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.

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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.

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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.

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Winehouse arrested for possesssion

The singer has a bit more to declare than her genius while preparing for a gig in Sweden. Cops came to her hotel to find 7 grams of weed! She was promptly marched off to the station where she paid a small fine and then came back straight away to do the gig. Witnesses said she was very relaxed about it all. Well, I wonder why that was?

I said "Oh, Oh, Oh no." Amy Wino heroin fight shock.

Seems Amy won't be visiting the Hawley Arms as much these days. She's found a new tipple: Injecting heroin in her little toes. She and her husband too a scratching screaming fight on one of Londons busiest streets yesterday. Make up all over the place arguements with her brother and parents.Read all about it here in The Sun. Although heroin doesn't fit her name as well for my pun generator as 'Wino' does. So, Amy for all our sakes, stick to the booze.

Amy Wino Watch

It's been a busy two weeks. Since launching online we have had a fantastic response, all over the world. We hope that a celebrity will require your services very soon. But in the mean time I thought I'd let your know where Amy Winehouse spends most of her drinking time: The Hawley Arms in London.

Read what the pub says about itself here.

Read what nice website beerintheevening says about the pub here. 6.4 out of 10 isn't bad at all.

Happy hunting!

She says, 'Yes, yes, yes'.

According to the Mirror, Amy Winehouse was told by her family to go to rehab, and has now, finally agreed. Read the story here.

Next week’s news

HOOK, ENGLAND: According an official statement today, Amy Winehouse admitted that it was her hair, and not herself, that was addicted to heroin and ecstasy induced booze benders. In a heartfelt interview she broke down when talking about her wildly out of control hair, which had led a bad example to her, the people around her and anybody with hair. Pictured here with ex-heroin addicted hair Russell Brand, she vowed to keep her hair on the straight and narrow in the future: by buying straightening tongs. ☺