Morgan Freeman Crash

Mr Freeman is doing fine after crashing his car and flipping it several times. He will need several Friends of Celebrities to sign his cast. Why not leave his a message in the comments of this post.

Next Weeks News - Winehouse Crack-Pipe Spiked

LONDON, ENGLAND – Singer Amy Winehouse has blamed her fall from grace and into drug addiction on one of her friends spiking her crack-pipe with an illegal substance, it was reported today. Sources close to the popstress also claimed that somebody could have even put a bit of crack on that tin foil that she was seen heating with a lighter for no reason – to deadly effects. “She believes that the person who spiked her drink with an ‘E’ tablet could be the same one putting crack all over the place and pouring VODKA in her orange juice.” said one close friend. “She’s going to get her Dad on whoever did this just to prove it’s not her fault. Meanwhile, Pete Doherty has been complaining of dizziness and strange euphoria after someone might have repeatly put something funny into his 'art' syringes and repeatedly and habitually injected this substance into his arms.

Who put the 'E' in Amy WinEhouse

Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 4th August 2008
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Oh my God, what a week. No need to spend loads of cash on glossy magazines during the credit crunch with your weekly update from The Friends of Celebrities.

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Spiked
Amy Winehouse hit the headlines this week by being admitted to hospital. The first reason given was a reaction to the medication she’s taking to wean her off her crack cocaine addiction. Then the next day it turns out a hanger-on had spiked her drink with an E tablet. Stay away from those people Amy. Hire one of the Friends of Celebrities, instead!

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Ramsay Nearly Toast
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay (who desperately tries to make cooking seem the height of masculinity) admitted nearly being killed filming his latest show. He fell down into a creek in Iceland and was dragged under by his heavy boots. Luckily, he was rescued by a cameraman. He also was nearly killed by his wife when she found out. Dead Celebrity Chef? Done!

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Heath Ledger
4. Jessica Alba
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Jack White and Alicia Keys have been chosen to sing the theme to latest Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

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Relationships Off:
Lance Armstrong + Kate Hudson

Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Her Bodyguard
Petra Nemcova + Oil Boss, Badr Jafar

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Car Crash
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf found himself upside-down after crashing his car following a few shots in a bar. He was arrested for drink driving at the scene and charged with DUI. It seems though, that the crash was not his fault as another driver ran a red light.

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Two Other Run Ins with Law
Shia LaBeouf has previously been charged with trespass (later dropped) and fined for smoking in a prohibited area.

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Are Destiny’s Child re-uniting? That’s what Beyonce father and manager hinted at this week.

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Damian Hirst Forgery’s
Artist and self proclaimed enfant-terrible has accidentally bought $180,000 worth of Vivienne Westwood knock-offs. The fakes from a museum collection and from the original punk days. Hirst got Westwood’s ex-husband Malcolm McClaren himself to confirm their authenticity. Which he promptly did quite the opposite.

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Hello! Magazine have snapped up the first pictures of Brangelina’s new twins Knox and Vivienne.

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And finally…
Ridley Scott’s latest film version of Robin Hood has been shelved for a year because of the wrong kind of leaves. Filming was due to start in a forest but it was soon obvious that the leaves will start changing colour for Autumn, meaning the film would have different coloured leaves through out it. Filming will commence next year, a little earlier in the season.

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John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Batman wanted by police

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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.

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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!

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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.

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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault

Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)

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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.

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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)

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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)

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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.

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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.

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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.

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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!

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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.

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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.

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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.

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That’s it for this week. Your celebrities need you! Let your friends know they can sign up too. And together we can offer great advice to the celebrities of the world.

John

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Two new celebs are born!

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The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 21st July 2008
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No need to buy all the weekly glossies. Here’s the weeks best news in one handy email.

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It’s twins!!!
The big news this week was that Brangelina the co-joined celebrity couple made up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had twins. The boy and girl twins are to be named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The first pictures of the tots are to be auctioned off for charity and could fetch $10 million.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pit
3. Madonna
4. Britney Spears
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Dita von Teese? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Heath Ledger has been tipped for a posthumous Oscar for his Batman performance of The Joker by fellow thespian Michael Caine.

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A Rolling Stone Gathers A Lot of Trouble
Turns out that Ronnie Wood has been a very naughty boy after disappearing with an 18 year old cocktail waitress. His wife of 32 years has left him. His two kids are not talking to him after the way he treated their mum. He failed to turn up for rehab. The mother of the girl he ran away with says he exploited her.

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What did flamboyant comedian Russell Brand say to that traffic warden to prevent him getting a ticket? Nice to get away with parking illegally. Lucky. If anything.

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Relationships Off:
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince (still not talking)
Orlando Bloom + Miranda Kerr

Relationships On:
Miranda Kerr + Brandon Davis
Billy Zane + Kelly Brook (engagement ring firmly back on)
Mena Suvari + Simone Sestito (engaged)

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Coco-go-go
Sting’s daughter Coco showed that her guitar lessons with famous junkie Pete Doherty weren’t just a faze. They were put to good use as she played a charity gig in London, which went down very well.

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Talking of Going Down
There is a warrant out for Pete Doherty’s arrest after he failed to show up in court. The trial was about an incident in which Dog-herty allegedly chased a paparazzi, causing a few hundred quid damage to his camera.

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Britney Spears Gives Up Kids
Britney has given sole custody of her two kids to her ex-husband and their father K-Fed. This is in line with a previous court case – during which she was admitted to a mental institution.

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Sibling Rivalry

Madonna is said to be furious after her brother was publishing his new book about her and bad mouthing her and hubby Guy Richie. Christopher Ciccone, who has no contact with his superstar sister, blames Guy for their breakdown and said the director of Lock Stock had a problem with him being gay.

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Lily Allen Does Her Bit
Despite coming from a privileged, privately educated background, Lily Allen is helping the Mayor of London tackle knife crime. Although I don’t think her faux-urban music really talks to the people who are doing the stabbing, at least she is doing something to help.

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Congratulations to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner who are expecting their second child together.

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Pete Dog-herty, Cat Breeder
The hard-up Singer wants to make extra cash by breeding his posh cats. However, two weeks ago the damned animals lost Pete a $120,000 fee when he had cancel a show to look after one of them when it got sick.

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Lindsay Lohan Drops a Lawsuit
The actress thwarted an attempt by a guy disguised as a photographer from serving her with legal papers – by just letting them falls on the floor. The man who was apparently serving the papers for a case involving Lindsay’s close friends was ushered away by her bodyguards as she told him “It’s not my case.”

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And finally…
No update is complete without a bit on Amy Winehouse. However, the most exciting thing she did this week was travel in the boot of a car from a music festival. Makes a change from her filling her boots with booze and drugs. Well done Amy!!!


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Next Week's News...

CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES: After taking into condsideration time in court, processing applications, filling out forms, cell time, sobering up and having alcohol monitors installed, Lindsay Lohans jail term of 24 hours has been reduced by so much that the courts OWE HER time.

After Nicole Richie only served 82 minutes of her 4 day sentence, Lindasy Lohans 24 hour term was reduced by the same amount. Meaning the court OWES HER 3 DAYS. Judge Morgan, who will serve the time back, will help mend the wheels on her Mercedes, which were damaged when she mounted the pavement, and hoovering up the cocaine that spilled on the sports car's floor as she crashed.

Meet a celebrity in the UK

Click here for a list of events where you can meet famous people, and famous people to be, at an HMV in your area

Or click here for other big events worth checking out for a celebrity spot or chat.

Amy Wino Watch

It's been a busy two weeks. Since launching online we have had a fantastic response, all over the world. We hope that a celebrity will require your services very soon. But in the mean time I thought I'd let your know where Amy Winehouse spends most of her drinking time: The Hawley Arms in London.

Read what the pub says about itself here.

Read what nice website beerintheevening says about the pub here. 6.4 out of 10 isn't bad at all.

Happy hunting!

NEW Celebrity Warning Sign!

We've seen it all before. It means OUT OF CONTROL. Watch out for it in your Celebrities. Once we identify it, then we can help. Just like all good Friens of Celebrities should do.

Cokey and Dopey Back together?

Please say it isn't so. And although this blog seems to be turning into The Pete Dog-herty show, this article in the Daily Mail is worth a mention. Secret Trysts occouring between these two at Claridges fancy hotel? It doesn't make sense. Especially after the other stories. I smell a rat. And I reckon that rat is Pete. I think he has sold his 'story' because all the details have either come from him, Kate (not likely) or hotel staff eavesdropping (not likely either). Or rather his version of what he wants to be true. I hope I'm right.

NEW Celebrity Warning Sign!

Heres a new sign for the less than attractive lady. MOOSE. Could be used for the celebrity voguing the 'bulldog chewing a wasp' look or the 'mutton dressed as lamb' pose. Either way it is a sure fire sign that this star needs one of the Friends of Celebrities.

Hilarious pictures

Look at these hilarious pictures of male celebrities as women. It's a bit like the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz but even more freaky. Click past the adult content, I'm not sure why they have it because all the images are work friendly, apart from the odd bikini. Meow! Enjoy!

Celebrity Warning Signs!

All Friends of Celebrities should know these warning signs, so that when they happen we can all be quick to help out. Keep your eyes and ears open people. And the more people we have the more effective we can be, so get your friends to sign up now.

Free Posters!

Hello fellow Friends of Celebrities. As a thankyou to you all, I've made some funny posters for your office, bedroom or art gallery. Just click on the links below and they will appear in a new window. Print them off and stick them on your wall to be the envy of all your friends!

Click here for "Lost"

Click here for "Breakdown"

Click here for "Love"

If you can't see them, don't worry, they are there, just a really big A4 size. Just right click (or control click for mac users) anywhere on the page and select download image. Then print out as many as you like. OR print using the browser print button.

This weeks top searches

This is who the world has been searching for this week:

1 britney spears
2 jennifer lopez
3 jessica alba
4 tom cruise
5 jessica simpson

Britneys worst excuse ever

Friends, this girl needs help. (And a new PR person who actually makes the effort). This is as laughable use of the 'I was preparing for a role' dodge ever, currently on her website. I attacked the guys car with an umbrella 'cos I was preparing for a role. I cut my hair off because I was preparing for a role. I treat my kids bad because I'm preparing for a role where I play an annoying, spoilt, trailor park trash whore. What was this film anyway? The Life of Britney Spears?

She says, 'Yes, yes, yes'.

According to the Mirror, Amy Winehouse was told by her family to go to rehab, and has now, finally agreed. Read the story here.

Next week’s news

HOOK, ENGLAND: According an official statement today, Amy Winehouse admitted that it was her hair, and not herself, that was addicted to heroin and ecstasy induced booze benders. In a heartfelt interview she broke down when talking about her wildly out of control hair, which had led a bad example to her, the people around her and anybody with hair. Pictured here with ex-heroin addicted hair Russell Brand, she vowed to keep her hair on the straight and narrow in the future: by buying straightening tongs. ☺

Lindsay Lohan 'sexy' video

Urgh! It's not sexy, its not that good. It's from Lazy Lohans new film 'I know who killed me'. The answer probably being: Myself. I'm lazy lohan and I killed myself driving while high on coke. And I killed my career myself too, by making rubbish films like this. Enjoy! (If thats the right word)