It's Good To Be Back?

Click here for a message from Gary Glitter. The lyrics have an eerie relevance:

Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.

Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away,
did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day,
although you couldn't kiss me at all.
And did you love me, Yeah, like a good little girl,
Did you tell that naughty boy not to call,
did you love me, Yeah, in your own little world,
Although you couldn't see me at all,
although you couldn't see me at all,

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back again, I'm back,
I'm on the right track,
Hello, Hello tell all your friends I'm back, I'm back as a matter of fact,
as a matter of factI'm back

Did youmiss me me, Yeah, while I was gone,
Did you 'hug your pillow in your bed
Did you kiss me, Yeah, all night long and treasure every word I said
And did you want me, Yeah, to come back again
Did you know I've been so far away, did you want me, Yeah,
Did you tell all your friendsto think about me every day
To think about me every day

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello,I'm back again, I'm back, I'm back I'm on the right track,
And did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away,
did you hang my picture on your wall,
Did you miss me, Yeah, every single day,
although you couldn't kiss me at all,
although you couldn't kiss me at all,

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back again, I'm back, I'm on the right track,
Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,

Goodness, Gracious, Hello, Hello......

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess the Screwed Up Celebrity this week? Good luck!

Don't wanna be in his gang!

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Monday 1st September 2008
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The big bad news was of fallen glam-rock superstar Gary Glitter’s release from a Vietnamese jail after serving four years for paedophile offences. Chaos ensued as he was banned from flying on some airlines, whilst others let him fly but refused to sell him first class tickets. A stop-over at Thailand ended in disaster as authorities told him to leave the country or be put in jail. Eventually he got a flight to the UK where he was immediately escorted off the plane by armed police and questioned.

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Baby Boom
There has been a spate of births and conception. Here they are and congratulations to them all:
-Spice Girl Mel C is expecting her first child.
-Singer Ricky Martin has had twins with a surrogate mother.
-Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale gave birth to their second child, a boy they felt the need to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Poor kid.
-Matt Damon has had a third child with his wife, a girl called Gia Zavala.

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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson!

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Sienna Millers Home Trashed
Someone has been painting and decorating at Sienna Millers North London home. The word ‘SLUT’ and a symbol of the devil have been graffitied onto a wall of her home.


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Become Paris’s Best Friend
Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend in a new reality TV programme called, ‘Paris Hiltons Best Friend’. Pah! To get a real friend she should just contact the Friends of Celebrities.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gary Glitter
5. Britney Spears

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Peaches Geldof + Max Drummey (married after four weeks)

Relationships Off:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer
Michael Bolton + Nicolette Sheridan
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane


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X-files star David Duchovny has admitted himself to rehab for sex addiction. Should that be XXX-files? (ho ho!)

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Anderton Kicked Out of Club
Ex-cocaine addict and high class prostitute Sophie Anderton was up to her old tricks this week after getting booted out of posh Kitts nightclub for throwing drinks at fellow revellers. It’s not the first time. Last time she was kicked out for chucking ice cubes.

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Lily Allen Punches Public
Lily Allen felt the need to punch a woman who was insulting her mother this week. The woman laughed of the punches and walk away. Rhys Ifans also had an embarrassing fight with a photographer. The pap was papped smiling and holding off Rhys with one effortless hand.

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Black-eyed Kelly Osbourne Punches Gossip Columnist
Kelly Osbourne slapped a fellow clubber at a swanky London nightspot this week. It turns out it was a reporter who had written an unfavourable account of the princess of darkness. The artcle claimed Kelly was dim for not knowing what an earthquake was. Fair point, as she grew up in earthquake prone California.

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Reality TV star Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer during filming of India’s version of Big Brother.

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Pete Doherty Fought The Law
Mr Doherty has been banned from playing in the English countryside after police warned the Babyshambles gig could be too raucous. However, Doherty who is no stranger to the long arm of the law is determined to play the gig and go to jail, rather than disappoint his fans. Although, once before he missed a gig because his cat was missing. Must be the drugs.


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And finally…
Poor Duffy. The platinum selling artist is so poor that she cannot afford tights. The singer hasn’t been given a penny of her album sales until an annual royality cheque come through. However, when it does I’m sure the hosiery is on her!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

It's good old Cameron Diaz! We hope you got it. A new one Screwed Up celeb is on it's way. Why not check out the other ones here.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess who it is this week? Good luck!

Why is Beyonce White?

The makers of the advert deny any alteration was made to this image to make her look more white.

Vote Paris!

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Monday 11th August 2008
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Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Did you get the answer this week? It was bad boy turned good - Jack Osbourne. see if you can find other members of the Osbourne family in the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz, just click 'QUIZ' on the right hand side menu. More next week, too!

Morgan Freeman Crash

Mr Freeman is doing fine after crashing his car and flipping it several times. He will need several Friends of Celebrities to sign his cast. Why not leave his a message in the comments of this post.

Next Weeks News - Winehouse Crack-Pipe Spiked

LONDON, ENGLAND – Singer Amy Winehouse has blamed her fall from grace and into drug addiction on one of her friends spiking her crack-pipe with an illegal substance, it was reported today. Sources close to the popstress also claimed that somebody could have even put a bit of crack on that tin foil that she was seen heating with a lighter for no reason – to deadly effects. “She believes that the person who spiked her drink with an ‘E’ tablet could be the same one putting crack all over the place and pouring VODKA in her orange juice.” said one close friend. “She’s going to get her Dad on whoever did this just to prove it’s not her fault. Meanwhile, Pete Doherty has been complaining of dizziness and strange euphoria after someone might have repeatly put something funny into his 'art' syringes and repeatedly and habitually injected this substance into his arms.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Who's this then? Answer next week. Good luck.

Who put the 'E' in Amy WinEhouse

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Monday 4th August 2008
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Oh my God, what a week. No need to spend loads of cash on glossy magazines during the credit crunch with your weekly update from The Friends of Celebrities.

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Spiked
Amy Winehouse hit the headlines this week by being admitted to hospital. The first reason given was a reaction to the medication she’s taking to wean her off her crack cocaine addiction. Then the next day it turns out a hanger-on had spiked her drink with an E tablet. Stay away from those people Amy. Hire one of the Friends of Celebrities, instead!

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Ramsay Nearly Toast
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay (who desperately tries to make cooking seem the height of masculinity) admitted nearly being killed filming his latest show. He fell down into a creek in Iceland and was dragged under by his heavy boots. Luckily, he was rescued by a cameraman. He also was nearly killed by his wife when she found out. Dead Celebrity Chef? Done!

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Heath Ledger
4. Jessica Alba
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Jack White and Alicia Keys have been chosen to sing the theme to latest Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

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Relationships Off:
Lance Armstrong + Kate Hudson

Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Her Bodyguard
Petra Nemcova + Oil Boss, Badr Jafar

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Car Crash
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf found himself upside-down after crashing his car following a few shots in a bar. He was arrested for drink driving at the scene and charged with DUI. It seems though, that the crash was not his fault as another driver ran a red light.

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Two Other Run Ins with Law
Shia LaBeouf has previously been charged with trespass (later dropped) and fined for smoking in a prohibited area.

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Are Destiny’s Child re-uniting? That’s what Beyonce father and manager hinted at this week.

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Damian Hirst Forgery’s
Artist and self proclaimed enfant-terrible has accidentally bought $180,000 worth of Vivienne Westwood knock-offs. The fakes from a museum collection and from the original punk days. Hirst got Westwood’s ex-husband Malcolm McClaren himself to confirm their authenticity. Which he promptly did quite the opposite.

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Hello! Magazine have snapped up the first pictures of Brangelina’s new twins Knox and Vivienne.

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And finally…
Ridley Scott’s latest film version of Robin Hood has been shelved for a year because of the wrong kind of leaves. Filming was due to start in a forest but it was soon obvious that the leaves will start changing colour for Autumn, meaning the film would have different coloured leaves through out it. Filming will commence next year, a little earlier in the season.

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Did you get it? It's Bonkers Pop Princess Bjork. Click on 'Quiz' for previous Screwed Up Celebs right now.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

It's air-rage model siren - Naomi Campbell.

Batman wanted by police

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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.

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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!

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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.

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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault

Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)

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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.

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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)

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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)

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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.

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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.

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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.

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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!

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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.

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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.

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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.

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Celebrity Lego Sets

Let your children re-enact those wonderful days when Boy George was sweeping the streets of New York after getting community service for possession of cocaine and wasting police time. Classic!

(PS Click on the picture for a larger image)

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

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Two new celebs are born!

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Monday 21st July 2008
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It’s twins!!!
The big news this week was that Brangelina the co-joined celebrity couple made up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had twins. The boy and girl twins are to be named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The first pictures of the tots are to be auctioned off for charity and could fetch $10 million.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pit
3. Madonna
4. Britney Spears
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Dita von Teese? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Heath Ledger has been tipped for a posthumous Oscar for his Batman performance of The Joker by fellow thespian Michael Caine.

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A Rolling Stone Gathers A Lot of Trouble
Turns out that Ronnie Wood has been a very naughty boy after disappearing with an 18 year old cocktail waitress. His wife of 32 years has left him. His two kids are not talking to him after the way he treated their mum. He failed to turn up for rehab. The mother of the girl he ran away with says he exploited her.

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What did flamboyant comedian Russell Brand say to that traffic warden to prevent him getting a ticket? Nice to get away with parking illegally. Lucky. If anything.

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Relationships Off:
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince (still not talking)
Orlando Bloom + Miranda Kerr

Relationships On:
Miranda Kerr + Brandon Davis
Billy Zane + Kelly Brook (engagement ring firmly back on)
Mena Suvari + Simone Sestito (engaged)

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Coco-go-go
Sting’s daughter Coco showed that her guitar lessons with famous junkie Pete Doherty weren’t just a faze. They were put to good use as she played a charity gig in London, which went down very well.

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Talking of Going Down
There is a warrant out for Pete Doherty’s arrest after he failed to show up in court. The trial was about an incident in which Dog-herty allegedly chased a paparazzi, causing a few hundred quid damage to his camera.

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Britney Spears Gives Up Kids
Britney has given sole custody of her two kids to her ex-husband and their father K-Fed. This is in line with a previous court case – during which she was admitted to a mental institution.

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Sibling Rivalry

Madonna is said to be furious after her brother was publishing his new book about her and bad mouthing her and hubby Guy Richie. Christopher Ciccone, who has no contact with his superstar sister, blames Guy for their breakdown and said the director of Lock Stock had a problem with him being gay.

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Lily Allen Does Her Bit
Despite coming from a privileged, privately educated background, Lily Allen is helping the Mayor of London tackle knife crime. Although I don’t think her faux-urban music really talks to the people who are doing the stabbing, at least she is doing something to help.

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Congratulations to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner who are expecting their second child together.

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Pete Dog-herty, Cat Breeder
The hard-up Singer wants to make extra cash by breeding his posh cats. However, two weeks ago the damned animals lost Pete a $120,000 fee when he had cancel a show to look after one of them when it got sick.

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Lindsay Lohan Drops a Lawsuit
The actress thwarted an attempt by a guy disguised as a photographer from serving her with legal papers – by just letting them falls on the floor. The man who was apparently serving the papers for a case involving Lindsay’s close friends was ushered away by her bodyguards as she told him “It’s not my case.”

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And finally…
No update is complete without a bit on Amy Winehouse. However, the most exciting thing she did this week was travel in the boot of a car from a music festival. Makes a change from her filling her boots with booze and drugs. Well done Amy!!!


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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Dita Von Teese! Did you get it? There are loads of other Screwed Up Celebrities for you to guess. Just click here or on the 'quiz' button.