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I've just signed up to Twitter. With it I was thinking of setting up a global celebrity spotting group. So:

SIGN UP to my Twitter by clicking on the 'follow me on Twitter' link on the right. And I'll let you know when and where someone has spotted a celebrity.

CONTACT ME when you spot a celebrity. And I'll pass it on to everyone else.

The more people we have signed up, the more chance you'll get to know when a celebrity is in your area.

FOLLOW UPDATES here or at twitter.com/celebspot. Tell your friends!

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Did you get it? The answer was Jay-Z. Or J-hova. Or jigga Jigga. AKA Shawn Carter. If you got one of Jay-Z's many aliases then you got this weeks Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz correct.

Look out for more soon.

MaccaDonalds

Has staunch veggie Paul McCartney taken his girlfriend on a romantic date to burger giant McDonalds? It looks like it from this photo. However, I reckon this pap has had a bit of fun with this shot.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess who this weeks Screwed Up celebrity is? Good luck. The answer is next week. Plus don't forget to check out all the previous week's Screwed Up Celebrity Quizzes by clicking here or on the 'quiz' menu on the right hand side. Enjoy!

Complete Celebrity Lego Sets

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

The answer was, of course, Hulk Hogan! Grrrrr.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

You've got two weeks this time to guess the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz. So you've no excuses. If that's too long why not go here and play previous weeks Quiz?

MTV winners

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 8th September 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Big haired British comedian Russell Brand made waves in the US this week. Firstly by charming the likes of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Eva Longoria. Then he insulted millions of Americans with his views on Bush and religion while hosting the MTV MVA awards.

The results


Video of the Year 
- Britney Spears, Piece of Me

Best Female Video - Britney Spears, Piece of Me


Best Male Video - Chris Brown, With You

Best Hip Hop Video - Lil Wayne, Lollipop


Best Pop Video - Britney Spears, Piece of Me

Best Dancing in a Video - Pussycat Dolls, When I Grow Up

Best Rock Video - Linkin Park, Shadow of the Day

Best New Artist
- Tokio Hotel


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Lily Allen and Elton John Fisticuffs
While presenting an awards ceremony Elton and Lily had words in front of a gobsmacked audience. Elton joked that boozy Lily was drinking too much. She replied by telling Elton to ‘F’ off as she was 40 years younger than him and was allowed to live a little. Elton, bizarrely, then claimed he could still ‘snort her under the table.’ Weird!

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Ronnie Wood, 61,was spotted this week moving a double mattress into a little love nest for him and Russian girlfriend Eketerina, 20.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Britney Spears
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Russel Brand
4. Gary Glitter
5. Paris Hilton

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Soporanos star James Gandolfini + Deborah Lin (married)
Cameron Diaz + Ex-bricklayer Paul Sculfor

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Joan Rivers Call Angelina Jolie Dumb
The comedienne lashed out at the sexy film star this week. Claiming that she is so stupid she once saw a sign that said ‘wet floor’ and did!

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Sexy Royal Pics
A man has been arrested after stealing a Royal camera. He then tried to sell the contents, extremely intimate pictures of Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton to a national newspaper. They then shopped him to the police.

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Keira Knightly - Hated
British actress Keira admitted that she knows women hate her and than she has no problem dealing with it. However, later in the week she was confronted by a man in the street who hurled verbal abuse at her. She then spent the opening night of her new film scared and constantly flanked by a burly bodyguard.

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The Queen Takes Cocaine
No not Elton, this time. Dame Helen Mirren has admitted ‘loving’ cocaine in the past. The Oscar winning star of ‘The Queen’ also admitted to being date-raped twice but not reporting it but angered charities when she gave her reason for doing so as she didn’t regard it as rape.


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Thanks for signing up. I’m holiday for a bit, so you can keep me up to date with any celeb gossip if you want by emailing john@friendsofcelebrities.com. Thanks.

John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

It's celebvilles longest serving Scientologist Beck. He's my favourite musician after John Lennon!

It's Good To Be Back?

Click here for a message from Gary Glitter. The lyrics have an eerie relevance:

Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.
Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back.

Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away,
did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day,
although you couldn't kiss me at all.
And did you love me, Yeah, like a good little girl,
Did you tell that naughty boy not to call,
did you love me, Yeah, in your own little world,
Although you couldn't see me at all,
although you couldn't see me at all,

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back again, I'm back,
I'm on the right track,
Hello, Hello tell all your friends I'm back, I'm back as a matter of fact,
as a matter of factI'm back

Did youmiss me me, Yeah, while I was gone,
Did you 'hug your pillow in your bed
Did you kiss me, Yeah, all night long and treasure every word I said
And did you want me, Yeah, to come back again
Did you know I've been so far away, did you want me, Yeah,
Did you tell all your friendsto think about me every day
To think about me every day

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello,I'm back again, I'm back, I'm back I'm on the right track,
And did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away,
did you hang my picture on your wall,
Did you miss me, Yeah, every single day,
although you couldn't kiss me at all,
although you couldn't kiss me at all,

Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back again, I'm back, I'm on the right track,
Hello, Hello, it's is good to be back, it's good to be back,

Goodness, Gracious, Hello, Hello......

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess the Screwed Up Celebrity this week? Good luck!

Don't wanna be in his gang!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 1st September 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

The big bad news was of fallen glam-rock superstar Gary Glitter’s release from a Vietnamese jail after serving four years for paedophile offences. Chaos ensued as he was banned from flying on some airlines, whilst others let him fly but refused to sell him first class tickets. A stop-over at Thailand ended in disaster as authorities told him to leave the country or be put in jail. Eventually he got a flight to the UK where he was immediately escorted off the plane by armed police and questioned.

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Baby Boom
There has been a spate of births and conception. Here they are and congratulations to them all:
-Spice Girl Mel C is expecting her first child.
-Singer Ricky Martin has had twins with a surrogate mother.
-Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale gave birth to their second child, a boy they felt the need to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Poor kid.
-Matt Damon has had a third child with his wife, a girl called Gia Zavala.

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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson!

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Sienna Millers Home Trashed
Someone has been painting and decorating at Sienna Millers North London home. The word ‘SLUT’ and a symbol of the devil have been graffitied onto a wall of her home.


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Become Paris’s Best Friend
Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend in a new reality TV programme called, ‘Paris Hiltons Best Friend’. Pah! To get a real friend she should just contact the Friends of Celebrities.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gary Glitter
5. Britney Spears

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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Peaches Geldof + Max Drummey (married after four weeks)

Relationships Off:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer
Michael Bolton + Nicolette Sheridan
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane


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X-files star David Duchovny has admitted himself to rehab for sex addiction. Should that be XXX-files? (ho ho!)

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Anderton Kicked Out of Club
Ex-cocaine addict and high class prostitute Sophie Anderton was up to her old tricks this week after getting booted out of posh Kitts nightclub for throwing drinks at fellow revellers. It’s not the first time. Last time she was kicked out for chucking ice cubes.

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Lily Allen Punches Public
Lily Allen felt the need to punch a woman who was insulting her mother this week. The woman laughed of the punches and walk away. Rhys Ifans also had an embarrassing fight with a photographer. The pap was papped smiling and holding off Rhys with one effortless hand.

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Black-eyed Kelly Osbourne Punches Gossip Columnist
Kelly Osbourne slapped a fellow clubber at a swanky London nightspot this week. It turns out it was a reporter who had written an unfavourable account of the princess of darkness. The artcle claimed Kelly was dim for not knowing what an earthquake was. Fair point, as she grew up in earthquake prone California.

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Reality TV star Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer during filming of India’s version of Big Brother.

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Pete Doherty Fought The Law
Mr Doherty has been banned from playing in the English countryside after police warned the Babyshambles gig could be too raucous. However, Doherty who is no stranger to the long arm of the law is determined to play the gig and go to jail, rather than disappoint his fans. Although, once before he missed a gig because his cat was missing. Must be the drugs.


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And finally…
Poor Duffy. The platinum selling artist is so poor that she cannot afford tights. The singer hasn’t been given a penny of her album sales until an annual royality cheque come through. However, when it does I’m sure the hosiery is on her!

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Thanks for signing up. You’re the best. Invite others to become a Friend of Celebrities today. The more the merrier!!! Thanks.

John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

It's good old Cameron Diaz! We hope you got it. A new one Screwed Up celeb is on it's way. Why not check out the other ones here.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess who it is this week? Good luck!

Why is Beyonce White?

The makers of the advert deny any alteration was made to this image to make her look more white.

Vote Paris!

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 11th August 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Special political edition. Not. But Paris Hilton was officially hot this week, nominating herself as a presidential candidate.

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Multi Million Pounds Babies
$15 million. That’s what magazines Hello! and People paid for the first pics of Brangelina’s new additions (editions?). Better still, all the cash will go to the Jolie-Pitt charitable foundation.

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Joss Stone head-butts brother
Soul singer, Joss Stone head-butted her own half-brother at the Christening of his child. She got into an argument after she was late, despite being the Godmother.

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Heath Ledger
Mark Kate Olsen has refused to talk to police leading the enquiry about her friend Heath Ledgers death, without first demanding anonymity. Which, as the only one of his friends to do this, begs the question what does she have to hide? The case though is now closed.

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pitt
3. Heath Ledger
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Paris Hilton

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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Relationships On:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

Relationships Off:
Sienna Miller + Balthazar Getty

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Watch Out New York
Evil woman Heather Mills is looking for a New York pad with her ill-gotten gains. She had to answer questions in order to buy a flat in a swanky portered apartment block. My advice to the panel is whatever answer she gave – the truth is probably the opposite.

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Beyonce Turned White
A L’Oreal advert has been criticised after Beyonce Knowles seemed to be made to look white with blonde hair. We think she looks hot in her natural skin colour. Check out the picture here.

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Madonna has the most requested body parts for plastic surgery patients.

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Morgan Freeman Crash
The actor crashed his car in Mississippi, rolling it many times. He suffered several broken bones but is said to be fine. Get well soon!

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Pete Doherty Sinks to New Low
A boating trip for Mr Doherty ended in disaster when the rowing boat sprung a leak in Scotland biggest lake, Loch Lomond. Everyone though it was hilarious until one realised, “we could have drowned.”

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Iggy Pop Crime
Iggy Pop’s gear has been nicked. No, not drugs. His music equipment. If you are offered any knocked off guitars, be a good one of the Friends of Celebrities and let him know.

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Why does Katie Holmes look more and more like husband Tom Cruise every day?

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Madonna’s Landlord Trouble
The pop singers London pub – The Punchbowl – was under fire after it turned out it was charging higher prices to tourists. This is illegal and could mean she loses the licence to her local which she bought last year.

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P-Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce are all looking for homes in posh Mayfair, London.

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From Russia In Love
Allegedly fallen rock legend Ronnie Wood has moved his teen lover into a hotel near his rehab. She also has her own chaffeur driven car so she can visit Ronnie whenever he wants.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton’s presidential manifesto is:
1. Paint the Whitehouse pink
2. Make Rihanna Vice-President
3. Not to promise change but just to be hot.
She has our vote!!!

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Thanks for signing up. You’re a great one of the Friends of Celebrities. Make sure you invite your friends too.

John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Did you get the answer this week? It was bad boy turned good - Jack Osbourne. see if you can find other members of the Osbourne family in the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz, just click 'QUIZ' on the right hand side menu. More next week, too!

Morgan Freeman Crash

Mr Freeman is doing fine after crashing his car and flipping it several times. He will need several Friends of Celebrities to sign his cast. Why not leave his a message in the comments of this post.

Next Weeks News - Winehouse Crack-Pipe Spiked

LONDON, ENGLAND – Singer Amy Winehouse has blamed her fall from grace and into drug addiction on one of her friends spiking her crack-pipe with an illegal substance, it was reported today. Sources close to the popstress also claimed that somebody could have even put a bit of crack on that tin foil that she was seen heating with a lighter for no reason – to deadly effects. “She believes that the person who spiked her drink with an ‘E’ tablet could be the same one putting crack all over the place and pouring VODKA in her orange juice.” said one close friend. “She’s going to get her Dad on whoever did this just to prove it’s not her fault. Meanwhile, Pete Doherty has been complaining of dizziness and strange euphoria after someone might have repeatly put something funny into his 'art' syringes and repeatedly and habitually injected this substance into his arms.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Who's this then? Answer next week. Good luck.